I got a really sweet email from a lovely woman, and in so many words she said, "Hey! What was on the Thanksgiving menu?!"
So before we move on to all things Christmas, I'll list it out for you.
And as my sister said, "Hey, if you pre-plan to be a glutton the week before Thanksgiving, and then you ARE a glutton ON Thanksgiving, is that a double sin?"
I have no answer for that. All I know is that my tights are cutting off the circulation in my legs and next week is diet central.